February Cartoon Caption Winners: Dr. Beefcake

Introduction

Bodybuilders take their muscles seriously, but that doesn’t mean one can’t enjoy a laugh about bulging biceps. This month's contest inspired numerous references to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who may not be as pumped up as he once was but is still an official hunk in most people's minds.

First Prize: $75 American Express® gift card:

"My insurance doesn't cover a visit with an actual doctor, but I do have a choice of actors who play physicians on TV."

Second Prize: $50 American Express® gift card:

"If you liked him as The Terminator, you'll love him as The Cardiologist."

Third Prize: $25 American Express® gift card:

"You can put your clothes back on now, Doctor."

And Honorable Mention to:

"Have you noticed any swellings? I mean apart from mine."

"Dr. Howser knew the anabolic steroids were bad for him, but somehow just couldn't stop..."

"A young Arnold prepares for his upcoming guest appearance on St. Elsewhere."

"A-womp-bom-a-lu-la, a-womp-bam-bu!"

"This is the last time I let my wife make me an appointment with her 'new favorite' doctor."

"Before the intern restriction on work hours, I looked like you."

"I’m sexy and I know it!"

"I liked it better when my doctor was in worse shape than me."

"My insurance doesn’t cover a visit with an actual doctor, but I do have a choice of actors who play a physician on TV."

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